The new i.Con smart condom is like a Fitbit for Your Junk.
Okay, well technically it’s not actually a condom; it’s a “smart” ring that fits around the base of any ordinary condom that can be used over and over.
The company asks:
Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?
I mean… I haven’t. Really. But if you have…. read on. Lol
Utilizing a Nano-chip and sensors, i.Con will measure and remember a number of different variables during your sessions. Once your session is completed, you will then be able to use the i.Con app to download your recent data which is paired to the device using Bluetooth technology.
i.Con will record
- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- Speed of thrusts
- Total number of thrusts
- Frequency of sessions
- Total duration of sessions
- Average velocity of thrusts
- Girth measurement
- Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)
- Average skin temperature
All of these stats (especially girth) can then, of course, be entered directly into your Tinder profile to maximize your future matches. Okay. That part is just a joke.
The iCon will retail at £59.99 and will carry a one year warranty. It will be available to purchase on Britishcondoms.uk only initially.